we say you’re a pussy if you’re weak and have balls if you’re strong, but in reality a pussy is designed to take a beating and balls can’t handle a gentle tap.
The prospect of discovering a shipwreck containing riches beyond our comprehension was what drew us to scuba diving in the first place. Needless to say, we were disappointed pretty quickly. The likelihood of discovering a wrecked ship is infinitesimal, let alone a wrecked ship containing treasure. To make matters worse, even if we did discover such a thing, we’d be forced to return everything we’d recover to the ship’s country of origin. Maritime law or something.
My friends and I still liked to talk about it, though. We’d fantasize about it whenever we’d go out on Tom’s fishing boat.
Tom’s loaded. He made an obscene amount of money when he sold his Apple stock last year, having purchased tens of thousands of shares back when the stock was less than a buck and unloading it less than a percentage off its all-time high. This means his fishing boat is just ridiculous. Not only is his boat incredible, but the toys he has onboard are even more lavish.
Of all of us, Tom’s the most obsessed with finding a Spanish galleon or equally gold-stuffed vessel. The sonar and underwater scanning systems he has onboard cost almost as much as the boat itself. It’s amazing how clear and precise they are; we can see fish swimming under us with incredible resolution – sometimes we’re even able to make out their species. He came right out and told us he got the systems so he could find a shipwreck someday.
Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.
Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.
Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different.
Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.
Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty.
Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!
Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!
Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.
Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be.
I am the searching hunger. I go by Nathan, there isn't much I won't explore. Tattoos, body mods, death, gore, metal, blood, ALL music, devin townsend, literature, the arts etc. etc. BRING IT ON. I'm here and not afraid. P.S. I live in New Jersey.
